You wanna know the joy of reading out loud? Well i'm going to tell you!
Well, first off i cannot say that all types of reading out louds are the same. THere are some situations that suck and some that are more bareable. It also depends on the person, but i'm just saying what i'm saying. I guess that can be it for my disclaimer note thingy. Feel free to skip over this part, but you probably didn't because it's AMAZING! <--- or you probably read it only because it had the word AMAZING in it twice. Yes, i was going to put once there, but then i realized i said it again!
The bad kind of reading out loud is when I have to read out loud to the class. I'm pretty sure that i project my voice pretty well... At least I feel that my voice is projected. Most of the time, I only read out loud in World studies. This class is two classrooms put together. Basically all the teachers do is take the wall in the middle down. Foldable walls?! What kind of invention is that?!?! Well believe it! THere are walls that fold. Whenever i read, I always worry about the fact that there might be students on the other side who cannot hear what i'm saying from my side. I mean, if it was only one classroom, I would be fine, but NO it had to be two classrooms put together! What kind of torture is that?!
Well another thing that can contribute to the badness of reading outloud is that I cannot read outloud. I tend to blend words together and then no one will be able to understand them. It's really quite annoying. I think that if i read slower, I would be more likely to get the words right, but i'm not the read slow kind of gal! I read at the pace i would normally read. THe pace that i use when reading in my mind. And boy, can i read fast in there! So, I stumble on the most simplist words, I also tend to repeat things over and over... So i end up sounding like a bumbling idiot!!
Plus, sometimes the words are very small! This does not help me keep my place in the story or piece of writing that i have to read. If teachers would like students to read outloud then why make the text so small that they cannot see straight! Have you had those? Those pieces of work that has really small print and you lose your place and end up switching lines and you read and then you reread the same line??? I've had that happen. It made me sound more like an idiot! I do not enjoy being an Idiot to the whole class! Believe me, I'm a smart person! :)
One good thing aobut reading outloud is that I can use funny voices. I only do this in the comfort f my own room or when i'm not at school. I would not want to use funny voices at school because i am such a quiet person. If i read with as much drama as i did at home, everyone would most likely be surprised! That's why i'm going to surprise everybody by auditioning for the school play my seniior year. I'm only going to if someone goes with me! And by someone i mean my friend!!! I'm making them do it! It's senior year, NO ONE can say anything then! And my cousins will have to suck it because they SUCK! (should not have said that... inappropriate, but so true!)
Another good thing about reading outloud is.... well i don't really have another thing that is good, at least not right now... That was the only thing that i could think of... WOW there are not many things that are good... If you think of any more feel free to tell me!
I had another post for this blog, but i don't think i ever finished it... Oh well, i'll see what i can do about it later, OK? but i can't promise anything... I may never ever finish it! I might as well forget about it now.....
Ok, I guess i'm done with this post... Time to go! I actually have a life... HAHAHAHAHAHA WHO AM I KIDDING??!?!?!?! I'm sitting here typing about the joys of reading out loud..... WHAT KIND OF LIFE IS THAT?!?!??! But i feel bad for some of the people that read my blog, they just wasted their time on something so irrelevant to anything else... just random thoughts.. and from a GIRL no less... THAT"S RIGHT! Girls can think! They know more things that make a sandwich! (which i'm told i fail at.... so i'm not a very good girl... oh well!) BY! <3
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